anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
Dude. Cvs sells sex toys. And my discount works on them. Game on.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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