didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Answer the phone when I call you in a second. Just got pulled over for getting road head, going to secretly put you on speaker phone, this should be good
it's not our fault the pink and the sink are so close together.
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
A girl just asked me if we had pregnancy tests and a coworker had to stop me from telling her I was a pregnancy test. THAT is why I don't drink at work.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
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