I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
that is very illegal...i love you.
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