Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
He was trying to put his hand up my shirt but I remembered the coke was stashed in my bra so I moved his hand to my pants
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I feel like a blind man at a water park. Every step has the potential to be either fatal or lead to accidental, but totally enjoyable, sex.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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