he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A GUY FROM A DIFFERENT COUNTRY YOURE SUPPOSED TO NEVER SEE THEM AGAIN
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
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