No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
cat food counts as protein by the way
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
Nah I'm perfectly content solely banging the married bartender once a week.
That's practically a relationship for you
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
She's planning a December wedding, I'm planning on a June breakup.
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
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