I woke up at 5am and he was watching me sleep... Come get meee!!??
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Would seriously like to slash his tires but then I feel like I'd have to deal with him longer.
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
immediately after sex he started talking to me about nerdy stuff he meant to text me earlier, I'm completely smitten
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