do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
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