Fuck morning classes. Fuck early work. Fuck anything in the morning that doesn't involve sleeping, sex or bacon.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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