My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Why are your pants in the freezer?
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
i feel like the girl with kaleidoscope eyes except the kaleidoscopes are sparkly butt plugs
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