It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Randomize
