How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
We decided to try to steal hot dogs but it ended up with me punching him in the face and crying. Pretty solid night
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
Also, what day were you thinkin we should trip balls at the children's museum?
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
i can't hookup with him because someone else bit my vagina
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
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