oh god the rape fog is back!
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I should get an "I gave blood today" type of sticker, but instead it would say "I went balls deep today"
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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