Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I bought a fake diamond ring to wear, not only to bars to keep the creeps away, but so that I'll be judged less by the front desk girl at Planned Parenthood
She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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