sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
BTW the amount of schmoozing I am doing towards some guy for an ID that may or may not look like you... You better love me.
I hooked up with a British man... Wiz Khalifa has your bra... Couldn't have been a more successful night!
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
Can I get high for this class every tuesday? Its like a multi-sensory carnival acid trip.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
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