sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
My neighbor caught me peeing on his rose bushes at 2 in the morning while wearing my Santa hat. My sex appeal has never been higher.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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