We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
he just said he'd buy the porn
its a step up from the last guy
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
It's Christmas week. I wouldn't know what to do if i wasn't hung over.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
I sent him a bunch of texts telling him that his beard wasn't long enough yet so we couldn't fuck and to text me back in a few hours if it had.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
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