3:47a: I take it you're not on your way over
I just came so hard I farted. Twice. Thank God I'm alone.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
i swear a herd of elephants who like to smoke weed lives directly above our room
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
I just elbowed a roll of wrapping paper, and said “ohh sorry”. I’m still drunk.
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