I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
The night started going downhill when I set my foot on fire.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Hmm, peanut butter and Xanax. Next Ben and Jerry's flavor.
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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