Non-Jews are for practice
I'm taking a dump and eating a fortune cookie and it said "Force it to be successful"
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
two words: eviction party
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
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