OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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