Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
The lady at target couldn't scan my grocery item and just looked at me and said "just take it. I hate this fucking place". Best munchie adventure yet.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
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