Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Hey, don't think you remember me but we met last night. I'm conducting a survey this morning its only one question: Have you seen Rob since 1am?
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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