how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
only if we run a train.
done.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
Oh shit. Easter I forgot. Maybe we should leave the illegal stuff for when Jesus is less present.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
You know you suck at relationships when you are sitting in the airport on Christmas day, alone, swiping on Tinder.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I think my moral compass just broke
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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