How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
All I want to do right now is burp, puke, and fart. In that order.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
He's so drunk he thinks he's the ultimate warrior. Told cops he was from parts unknown. Never broke character
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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