Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
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