party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
moral of my life: don't tell a guy you want to have sex with him. he'll get back together with his ex.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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