so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
We need to get sombreros so I can give them to strippers.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
