I'm think I may have given your ex's number to a convicted sex offender.
Win!
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Randomize
