his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
You ran through a field yelling "I'm frolicking! I'm frolicking!" Then fell on your face. How is your nose today, doll?
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
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