I hate your face
One girl and one boy is just not enough.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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