So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
Randomize
