With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
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