Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
Your actions as of last night have earned you over thirty new nicknames.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
How have you been? I haven’t talked to you since you dyed your pubes.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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