The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
I bought you a small gift as a preemptive apology for being a drunken slut tonight.
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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