You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
I'm applying temporary tattoos with green beer, this is the life.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Listen man, there's two things I know about in life: porn and sound. On a day that I'm wearing khakis, I need you to trust that I know what the fuck I'm doing.
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
I'll be back in a hour going with Jason to get his nipples tattooed back on again
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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