Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
How external is "for external use only"?
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
God damn. You sleep with one 40 year old married dude and suddenly you have “daddy issues”. Fuck all of you.
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Randomize