Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
Well I thought that next 8 ball would either kill us or turn us into Gods
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Spring Fling is on 420. The theme better be 'Flower Child'.
I want there to be fog machines and unicorns.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I'm giving drunk me full control of my body for the next few days. Please don't let me die.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
Remember how I made that resolution to remain celibate for 6 months? Well, I just broke that
You literally made that 4 hours ago...
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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