I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
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