it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Sorry about sucking tonight. Drunk truck fucking is apparently not my strong point.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
spent the night holding naked strippers up for keg stands and doing endless amounts of body shots. good game 8am final exam.
whats an extra semester when you've already been in college for 6 years?
Randomize
