I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
I've gotten 2 singers numbers, a 6'5 dude has promised to take me to Oktoberfest, and I spent the night w a pilot named Zeus who looks like caramel tastes. Also I sprained my thumb punching some guy I named 'hater'. I love Nashville
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
COCAINE IS GR8
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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