dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
The KFC double down is way too much for a drunk. He was just staring at it in awe.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
yes, we have a friends with benefits thing. i found out he had never 69'd, done anal or had a threesome. i told him i was going to rock his world.
and what did he say?
there were no words. he looked like a kid on christmas morning.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
You can glorify being single all you want but relationships are awesome. I haven't gone more than 24 hours without sex since June.
Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
She pulled me up to my feet by my hair. I thought it was you for a second. My drunken angel savior.
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
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