I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
Soggy bong water carpet is the worst kind of carpet.
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I should stop pointing to my vagina when I say "I'm in charge!"
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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