New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I'm wearing the bright blue sombrero all through the airport as a sign of triumph that I survived spring break. I'm getting compliments
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
Well, I just did coke with a drag queen in a bathroom so that's the direction this night is taking
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
I got so tired of my roommates fucking in the tub I took a shit in it. Surprise!
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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