For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
I damn near set my vagina on fire. WHILE The Flaming Lips played in the background. Intensely apropos.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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