I JUST GOT MY PERIOD AND MY VISA FOR LONDON GOT APPROVED! BEST DAY EVER!
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
When you give the bridesmaid toast someday at my wedding I need you to quote Ricky Bobby in some form. And slip in your sister has the vagina of awesomeness. That is all.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
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