what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
Randomize
