Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
We were both sleeping and she woke up and just puked i feel so bad for everyone around us
Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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