eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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