Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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