Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Dude. 21 days till I'm 21. It's the 21 day countdown. The 25 days of Christmas can suck my dick.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Last night turned out to be an expensive trip to your house between the ticket and the plan b. (Well I haven't gotten that yet)
You may have gone on a date, but I ate chicken nuggets shaped like dinosaurs for dinner tonight. I think we both know who the real winner is here.
That's a beautiful sentiment.
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
Gatorade without vodka just doesn't taste the same
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