Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I just walked in on my dad looking at porn. is there protocol for this?
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
I'm lying topless with an eye infection at the foot of my bed with a dog between my legs. With disney in the background. Its one of those 3 am moments
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
Randomize