I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
By cross-referencing our messages & her Twitter feed, I've deduced that she was eating spaghetti the whole time we were sexting.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Don't call police on the strange man passed out in his car in the driveway. I'll be home around noon to collect him.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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