I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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