I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Pretending to care to care about playoffs in exchange for free shots. I'm sorry in advance.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
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