Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I don't know how it happened, one minute we were talking about Huck Finn, the next minute I was blowing him behind the corner of his apartment building.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
It was dark, she woke me up, gave me a blowjob and then whispered in my ear: do you know who I am?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
Sorry, I was unaware dragging you upstairs for sex was such an awful thing.
You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
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