ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Just go to your happy place. Mine is with Jake Gyllenhaal & schnapps
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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