Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I think I left my camera at your house. It would be in both of our best interests if you don't go through the pics.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I need to immerse myself in a tub of peroxide to kill whatever traces of him are on me.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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