I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
i'm drinking whiskey out of a ziplock bag in a movie theater. i'm THAT girl.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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